I hated them. Apart from The Bitterest Pill, their music still leaves me entirely cold. Yet, three months before they broke up, Paul Weller appeared in Smash Hits alongside Paul McCartney. Photographed by Linda McCartney, Weller was perfecting a look I’d been badly attempting all year. From the very start, I loved The Style Council, especially because so many folks hated them.
Saturday, 24 October 2026
I hated them. Apart from The Bitterest Pill, their music still leaves me entirely cold. Yet, three months before they broke up, Paul Weller appeared in Smash Hits alongside Paul McCartney. Photographed by Linda McCartney, Weller was perfecting a look I’d been badly attempting all year. From the very start, I loved The Style Council, especially because so many folks hated them.
Friday, 18 September 2026
BEATS OF LOVE
186. Time and Space LP by Shrinkwrap
ROBERTO GAVE me a casual heads-up about Moon Safari, and I made it my entire personality.
I never scored the elusive promo cassette, but hearing it successfully blew my mind to pieces. Loved the spacey, house-adjacent vibes of their early stuff, but I didn't think they had this kind of womb-level masterpiece in them. When they packed out the Ritz just a year later, I was genuinely offended by how popular my private musical obsession had become.
Now, history is repeating itself. Delia kindly sent over the files for Shrinkwrap’s debut long player, and it has delivered the same shock to my system. They’ve taken the down tempo dub-house-disco of their earlier work and let it marinate in proper studio time, fuelled by the burgeoning scene sprawling all around them. The result is a double album that finally gives them the runway to flex their full potential.
The opening tracks deliver head music of the highest calibre. Beautiful Thing is an absolute triumph; the vocal floats atop a warm, intoxicating tapestry of sound, weaving through the instrumentation with effortless brilliance. It leaves a visual afterglow reminiscent of a sun-drenched afternoon, just before the trumpet sweeps in to clear the air. The album then accelerates into a cerebral funk, driven by arrangements that are deeply sophisticated yet entirely accessible. The undisputed centrepieces, 54 Blues Pt. 1 and 2, offer a wide-screen cinematic experience, evoking the rain-soaked, melancholic film classics of the 1970s. Echoes of this era haunt the entire record, especially the dizzying, dramatic interplay between strings and strumming.
Wednesday, 16 September 2026
BEATS OF LOVE
185. I'm Free by The Who
MY COMEDY career died the day I tried to live-stream my brain.
Friday, 28 August 2026
Yet, despite this demystification, Reynolds’ initial joy of discovery still flashes through. Many of these acts embody the DIY spirit while simultaneously possessing the transferable skills required for mainstream success, neatly balancing industry conformity with boundary-pushing experimentation.
Saturday, 4 July 2026
BEATS OF LOVE
183. Just An Illusion (The 1989 Remix) by Imagination
THE ONLY person I properly envied was Gary Blackwood. The young kid who drummed along to Kings of the Wild Frontier with Adam and the Ants on Jim'll Fix It.
I was so green; I went upstairs and signed personal messages to myself from Adam on all my posters. This proved cathartic until my cousin Julia visited from Essex and asked about the juvenile signatures. I mumbled a very tall tale about meeting him in person while stuttering and blushing for England.
I topped this a few years later. Ann Caroll, the kind of girl whose entrance made the room stop acting normal, came over to our group with some mistletoe at a school Christmas party. Having spent the preceding twelve months confined to my room watching Channel 4 with a greyhound brace set, all I could do when it was my turn was blush badly, freezing in terror and shutting tight both my eyes and mouth. The humiliation was instant. I fled for home to the comfort of my homework, with taunts reverberating around my head throughout the festive season.
Fast forward eighteen months and I'm trying to impress my soon to be best mate. I could've done that by telling him I'd amassed a fair few records, Subbuteo teams, a decent half set of golf clubs, and a six-foot snooker table since we last saw each other; but I had to add an imaginary girlfriend to that list. Not just any imaginary girlfriend, but Ann Caroll, no less. I soon found out that despite not going to the same school, news travels fast. A double humiliation.
You'd have thought I'd learn, but over a decade later Fiona is reciting her poem about me. The poem mentioned the scars on my wrists being like the crossings of a Bakewell tart. Without being a critic, I knew this was the emotional apex of her poem so I just sheepishly held out my wrists, since people were understandably curious. I quite liked this sudden depth to my character, but the simple truth is there's a distinctive shallowness to it. When I was eight, I watched Superman, then after, in imitation, flew out of the glass porch at lightning speed, wrists first before screaming A & E down.
My mother thought I had an over-active imagination and my father thought I was just tapped in the head. I never settled that argument. I do know scars can be both physical and metaphorical.
Tuesday, 16 June 2026
BEATS OF LOVE
182. You Retreat in Time and Space by Boards of Canada
THE PRECARIOUS labour market began with Thatcher, but Blair embedded it, importing US-style agency work and creating a two-tier economy: security for those already settled, instability for the folk who came after.
Until the economic crash one might have forgiven folk their anger; after it, they voted for the very austerity that bled them dry. Austerity was a supposed temporary measure that got a minority extremely wealthy at their expense. It is little wonder that Brexit, the Covid contracts, the Russian energy windfall, and Truss's budget all followed in sequence, each one another extraction by the same minority that has become addicted to exploiting public credulity. Farage's method is simpler: amplify the grievance, then quietly hold the door ajar for the robbers.
Reform will need three full terms before it can govern the way it wants. The way Trump can at the moment. It will invoke the threat of civil unrest to intimidate both the courts and the Lords into compliance. Before the courts and the Lords finally yield, enough folk will concede that they've fallen for bite-size misinformation on social media and voted, repeatedly and badly, for a generation.
If only Labour had the sense to ban voters from social media and not children.














